Establishing shot of OLI’s house.
Scene 1
Bedroom – Morning
Then zooms up and into OLI’s bedroom. Close up on alarm, with hand on it snoozing it.
OLI
Uuugghhh
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MEET OLI
OLI gets up, tracks feet to toilet, door shuts in front of camera. OLI is then sat on the toilet having a poo. He sighs after a long farting sound.
Camera tracks along floor to next bedroom, tracks up bedside table to alarm. Close up on alarm, with hand on it snoozing it. Close up of WILL’s face as he groans and rolls over.
On Screen Text
MEET WILL
Tracks his feet to bathroom, OLI comes out of bathroom as WILL goes in. Then WILL is sat on the toilet taking a poo, as a loud farting sound takes place.
Scene 2
Lounge - Day
WILL laying on sofa, reading his Golf magazine. OLI sitting on the arm of the sofa drinking a cup of tea.
WILL
I need you out the house later, I’ve got a girl coming round.
OLI
Oh really, I’ve got a girl coming round too.
WILL
Who’s the girl then?
OLI
Who’s yours?
Scene 3
Outside – Day
MEG’s on the phone to her FRIEND. Cutting between the two girls as they’re talking on the phone.
MEG
Yeah, I’m seeing these two guys later.
FRIEND
Oh god, you slut.
MEG
Don’t say it like that. What do you think I should do?
FRIEND
Go out with them both, see which one you prefer.
Scene 4
Garden - Day
WILL is teaching MEG to play golf. MEG’s practicing with the golf club.
MEG
Am I swinging the bat right?
WILL
Club, and yeah it’s fine.
MEG
I think I have the idea now.
MEG then smashes the ball straight at WILL. He cries out in pain, MEG gasps.
MEG
I’m so sorry!
Scene 5
Kitchen - Day
OLI and MEG are in the kitchen making a cake.
MEG
I love making cakes; I used to make them with my Nan.
OLI
I’ll stir, but can you just turn the oven on for me?
MEG
Yeah sure.
MEG bends over to turn the oven, OLI quickly checks out her arse.
Scene 6
Kitchen - Day
OLI’s clearing up in the kitchen, WILL comes in, looks confused.
WILL
Why’d you make a cake?
OLI
It was to impress that girl I was talking about?
WILL
Did it work? Who is she?
OLI
Hang on.
OLI then gets his phone out and shows him a picture. WILL’s face drops.
Scene 7
Living Room - Evening
MEG and WILL are sat watching a film. OLI comes in with his laptop and kneels behind the sofa and plays a really loud fart sound off his laptop. WILL turns around and sees OLI crawling out of the room.
Scene 8
Meg’s House - Day
OLI’s walking in the drive way as WILL drives in. WILL then gets out the car.
WILL
What are you doing here?
OLI
I’m here to see Meg obviously
WILL
Well I’m here to see her
Meg appears at kitchen window
MEG
Oh bollocks.
She puts her head back down.
MEG
I’m sure it’ll be fine.
Outside OLI starts to fight WILL.
Scene 9
Kitchen – Day
OLI’s getting mauled by his puppy. WILL sat on the side laughing.
